Ndozvinoita kuti madzimai agare achizvirega vachirangwa uye kurangwa nokuda kwekutamba. Kana akashaya bonde uye mavambo muhukama, ndizvo chaizvo zvaakawana kubva kumurume wake. Muviri wake wakasvibira unonyandura murume wake, uchibvumira vose vari vaviri iye nowaakaroorana naye kuwana yakakwirira kubva mubhadharo. Toyi yacho inoshandiswa pamwe chete kanopfuura kamwe, ndinofunga. Anodiwa kuona, hukama hwakanaka nekutenderera pakati pevaviri ava.
Asi aisafanira kurara asina kupfeka, saka mukoma wake angadai asina kutora mifananidzo yemvere dzake. Zvino anofanira kuyamwa mboro yake kuti asaise mapikicha aya online. Mukoma vanonyanya kufarira kuita bonde kudaro. Haazive kuti aive asina smartphone muruoko rwake uye aingomushinyira. Saka akapa musikana uya mahara. Pamwe ndaimuitira magaro kuti asaomesa musoro kudaro!
Blondie anotenda munaSanta Claus - ndiani mumwe angaunza cheki yemadhora zana pamhuka yemhuka? Uye kumutenda, iwe unogona kufungidzira, iye anoida senge bhichi reGore Idzva! Dai ndaiva iye, ini zvechokwadi ndingadai ndisingatauri kwete - uye nemari yangu, zvakare. Saka akashandisa muromo wake kuti awane mari yakakwana! Uye dessert parurimi yakasununguka!
Haaa bhururu ane nyanga, ndaimuzadzawo masperm mukanwa.